vgorgeous:

arianne—martell:

Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

shavingryansprivates:

*puts a piece of gum in my mouth*

*chews till it runs out of flavor*

*puts another piece in so theres flavor again*

*is soon chewing 6 entire packs of flavorless gum*

tempoes:

everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold

hate:

it doesn’t matter how much sleep i get i will always be tired

amoying:

im allergic to homework, effort, and group projects

yougotrudeboxed:

I need to stop caring about fictional lesbians

pembroke:

buttercup’s reaction to getting money is similar to my own