i like it when my drinks are colder than my heart

forever:

i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem

i ship me and money


normal person: "well, that was a sad ending" turns tv off
me: sobs, slams head against wall, rewatches scene 25 times, gifs it, talks about how sad it was for the next 6 months

heykortney:

noonesaidaword:

lenasheadey:

slutlinski:

if kim possible and ron stoppable were not your first otp dont talk to me

some of us are a lot older than you

#my first otp was the pink and red ranger kthnx

#lol no my first otp was ME and the pink ranger

prussiass:

previouslysane:

wow this is my life story in like 30 seconds

im not evne fucking joking

image

docdrex:

don’t ship them

don’t ship them

don’t ship them

DON’T SHIP THEM

…

FUCK


Mum: Why are you crying?
Me: Oh, a TV show.
Me: Oh, a book.
Me: Oh, a movie.
Me: Oh, a fanfiction.
Me: Oh, a fandom.
Me: Oh, a tumblr post.
Me: Oh, a song.
Mum: Do you ever cry about real things?
Me: WHAT MUM THESE ARE REAL.
gueef: me walking into church

gueef:

me walking into church